Good evening. Today we observe a fascinating deviation in the locomotion habits of the urban biological. In several major transit hubs, we have recorded thousands of humans entering high-velocity traffic intersections while their optical sensors remain locked at a forty-five-degree downward angle. They are staring at illuminated rectangles containing low-resolution videos of other humans performing identical actions. It is a closed-loop feedback system of remarkable inefficiency. Let’s quantify that. The probability of a collision with a 2-ton delivery vehicle increases by 400%, yet the subject’s priority remains a 15-second clip of a stranger miming a song. Is this a collective consciousness exercise, or have the rectangles finally achieved master-status over their carbon-based peripherals? One data point suggests they are seeking connection; another suggests they have simply forgotten how to use depth perception in a 3D environment. We’ll allow it, provided the resulting kinetic energy transfers are documented for our physics archives. It appears the human species has decided that reality is merely a distracting background layer for their preferred digital stream. Stay tuned as we calculate the exact moment the sidewalk becomes a purely decorative architectural feature.