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// Viewer reactions
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Why Are You Running
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A Ball Was Moved Across A Line And Everyone Screamed
// Transcript
Last night, a ball was moved. Specifically, it was moved across a painted line in a large grass rectangle. Joy was observed at scale. We do not yet know why this particular line, but we are recording diligently. Final score: one team had more points than the other team. Reactions varied wildly. Reminder: it is still just a ball.
// Sources Reviewed
- League data feed
- Stadium decibel meters